Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

There's three things a man loves in this world: his truck, his woman, and his cell-phone shoulder holster.



On Monday night I watched a PBS documentary about Lyndon B. Johnson, and one of his old friends quoted something Johnson said about why he avoided bringing up the "situation" in Vietnam (this was before the war really got started) during the 1964 election campaign: "If your mother-in-law has one eye, and it's in the middle of her forehead; you probably don't want to have her sit out in the living room."

Well, ol' LBJ might just hide these messes in the back room, but this groom confronts the ugly mother-in-law situation head on with American ingenuity and aplomb. Slap a sexy bikini lady tee shirt over her, and BAM! Mission accomplished! Is it obvious that everything I know about post-WWII U.S. history I learned from Forest Gump?


Thanks to Brad for this photo from a wedding photographer's site.

8 comments:

Southwestern Belle said...

Don't you mean FOUR things-- his truck, his woman, his cell-phone shoulder holster AND Bud Light?

I saw that LBJ doc too, but I never imagined it in the context of grannies in bikini lady shirts.

SARAHSPY said...

im sorry, was that keepsakes with a Z? keepsakez? too much awesome.

Anonymous said...

Wow...the bikini shirt, cankle, and Crocs combo is definitely classy.

The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...

Her first name ends with -lene. I bet you a bazillion dollars.

Steve said...

There is far too much sexy in those photos.

Anonymous said...

oh god these were taken by a professional?

Anonymous said...

Beautiful Mother-of-the-Bride top.

Anonymous said...

These photographs make me want to kill myself