Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Plan B

Last Monday, the mom and pop drugstore in my neighborhood had a sign up that read, "We are sold out of Plan-B" (Plan-B is the brand name of the morning-after pill). I'm not even joking. I can only imagine this meant a LOT of people had a real wild weekend.

While a buying out a store's supply of Plan-B is a pretty great badge of honor in terms of hard partying; when it's literally a banner you're wearing, it's kind of a dis, right?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had a friend who once brought back RU-486 from China to have as his own Plan B. I like to think that he made many girls happy by being prepared.

party pooper said...

There is so much fucked up about that previous comment that my head is about to explode.

Zen Wizard said...

I am going to go out on a limb and hypothesize that "Plan A" has a PLEATED tuxedo shirt and a REAL bow tie.

brendan donnelly said...

i miss college