Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Ladies, Take Your Pick

Ladies know a sure thing when they see it, and there's no doubt they have their choice of these two guys to take home tonight. Mr. Plaid will probably gently cuddle you afterward, but he'll be super awkward when you run into him again 2 months later.

At first glance, Mr. WhitePants seems like the underdog, but he probably had an inexplicably hot girlfriend for 7 years that he started dating in 10th grade, and they did all sorts of nasty stuff together, jus, you know, exploring and learning from each other's bodies. He'll have some have some insane moves, no reservations about giving an rj, and can go for hours. Just don't let your roommates see him leave in the morning or you'll never live it down.

14 comments:

Mikker said...

Oh fuck, your descriptions are so spot-on each and every time. I love it.

Prolly said...

HAHAHA. That's not only my picture, but those dudes are my friends.

Anonymous said...

Noah never got awkward with me after we banged out..

SARAHSPY said...

oh my god. i have a hunch youve nailed it.

hot4boyz said...

i wanna bang out with both of them at the same time.

Jake said...

I just wanna stand up for myself here and let everyone know that I wear tight white pants and get laid regularly by girls who I did not know before that night.

-Mister White Pants.

Nick said...

Geez, there's been a lot of photos recently that the "stars" of them have found out about this site and entered comments of their own.

I mention this because it's a little harder to make fun of someone knowing that homeboy's reading this while putting bullets in a gun.

parlayersball said...

no way, i think mr. white pants supports your analysis.

Jake said...

Yeah I mean I would beat the shit out of this dude if he wasn't an anonymous internet prick but right now he is just upping my stock.

party pooper said...

From now on, "banged out" is going to be my preferred phrase. Amazing.

Anonymous said...

days in the life of anonymous:
9/16 - read a "prolly" comment on bsnyc
9/17 - read a "prolly" comment on simyp
9/18 - "prolly" gets out of my internet and into my car

anna said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

terriblist said...

My Friend was in a Pooping contest for Vice Magazine you can read about it here.

brendan donnelly said...

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