Sunday, September 21, 2008

Best Matching Prom Outfits EVER

I can just imagine the conversation with the sales person at the rent-a-tux:
"So, what color is your date going to wear? We can get you a cummerbund and tie to match."
"RealTree camo."

23 comments:

dowick said...

their apart of bristol palin's wedding party.

itmechrisreally said...

*cough* white trash rednecks *cough*

Medic61 said...

I can't decide if she found the dress and begged him to get the matching tux, or if he found the tux and made her get the matching dress...

Either way, I think a lost bet or some chloroform was involved on somebody's end.

Karl said...

This is very simply guidos from North Jersey. Come here, you will see this shit everywhere.

Eve Martel said...

Ents!

bnwebtex said...

Looks like they murdered their couch/loveseat combo for this ensemble.

Anonymous said...

Hottest redneck chick I've seen in 4 or 5....minutes

Anonymous said...

let me guess... long island?

joey said...

yeah, karl's right

Anonymous said...

that bitch aint even hot

Anonymous said...

they're going to breed aren't they????

Bruce said...

Wow, do you people not know the difference between REDNECKS and GUIDOS?
Jesus, I bet most of you people calling them rednecks are racist fucks.

NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE REDNECKS, FAGS.

Gregory said...

You're right. Not all white people are rednecks.

Redneck is a reference to poor white farmers who worked out in the sun. Those of northern European decent did not tan, but their skin became ruddy, or red, especially around the neck, which was always exposed th the bright sun.

Calling white person a redneck is like calling a black person a nigger, possibly worse, since the term redneck implies sutpidity as well as lower class.

The work nigger comes from the Slovak word "neger" which simply means black. Thus if the word nigger is racist then the word blanco, or white, or any other term to refer to a person of European decent is also racist.

The same people who would NEVER call someone a nigger will freely use the term redneck. It's use is socially acceptable simply because whites are usually not offended by slang term. whitey, honkey, cracker, gringo and dozens of other words have been devised to insult whites, but we realize that these are simply words.

If you are offended by the word nigger it is simply because black people made the word negative by their behaviour.

It seems that every ten years, or so, blacks want to be called something different. That's because whatever name they are called becomes an insult over time.

Maybe that is because they tarnish every word by their culture of drugs, criminality and ignorance.

Ben said...

LOL PHOTOSHOPPED

Anonymous said...

Looks like something a black person would wear...? no lie=)

Anonymous said...

Clearly guidos, if they were redneck the guy would be wearing camo-overalls instead of a tux, and also a huntin hat. I saw a few of those at my prom, and of course a couple of tractors.

Anonymous said...

I would like to point out that even when people try to set it strait as to what a redneck is, they get it dead wrong. Even most rednecks have a misnomer of of the word. The real usage of redkneck refers to the United Mine Workers of America. In August 1, 1921 a sheriff Sid Hatfield went to a court house in west virginia to lawfully fight conspiracy charges that union busters had tried push the court in their pocket to persue. He was shot dead on the courthouse steps by Baldwin and Phelps detectives (Hired thugs by the coal mine big wigs to break up the labor movement). These men were never tried for his murder.

He was a previous coal miner and a strong voice in the labor movement that had fought the hired thugs diligently and was respected by the miners. As a tribute to his death and a show of respect the United Mine Workers all wore red handkerchiefs around their necks. This is were the term redneck comes from, it was a term of endearment among miners brought about by the labor movement displaying a sign of a hard working, ethical and driven union man.

Anonymous said...

I thought this thread was supposed to be called Best Matching Prom OUTFITS...there's really only one outfit and I demand repayment for my time.

Anonymous said...

It's "outfits", there are two of them. They are matching. Now you owe me time, dingleberry.

Wormocious: Bodhisattva of Nanoemotions said...

Possibly the funniest part to me is the fact that they have a corsage and boutonniere that have cattails and daisies. That is just funny. I don't know what the florist said when they said they were having camo outfits..."uh, okay, let's just get a corn cobb and some husks, that should be fine."

Brian Clark said...

I think this is the ugliest photo ever. What were they thinking. I would like to smack each of them in the face for embarrassing the entire country in what they think is fashionable. Ugly. and that dude needs to get off the protein drinks get a new better hair cut and grow a few inches. Yeah. that girl also needs to work on her smile. she is scaring me.

Anonymous said...

don't know what's worse, the outfits or that pretentious prick's blowout gibronni hair crap.

patrick said...

I bet there was some fist pumping at that dance.