Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Techincolor Dream Pants

Where can I get pants that describe EXACTLY the situation I'm in at the given moment? It's like they're made of some futuristic substance that works like hyper-color, but can change to describe exactly what you are doing: drinking beer and looking nuts.

Except instead of BEER NUTS mine would say YOGURT BORED.


2 comments:

dave said...

pit stains say what?

party pooper said...

I'm pretty sure those are actually food stains, not sweat stains. Sweat stains would be embarrassing.