Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Techincolor Dream Pants

Where can I get pants that describe EXACTLY the situation I'm in at the given moment? It's like they're made of some futuristic substance that works like hyper-color, but can change to describe exactly what you are doing: drinking beer and looking nuts.

Except instead of BEER NUTS mine would say YOGURT BORED.


dave said...

pit stains say what?

party pooper said...

I'm pretty sure those are actually food stains, not sweat stains. Sweat stains would be embarrassing.