Saturday, August 25, 2012

Me and All My Friends


Friday, August 10, 2012

This Looks Like a Cool Party


Friday, July 27, 2012

Me and My Friends Doing Mad Shots at the Bar


Monday, July 23, 2012

Me, irl


Sunday, June 24, 2012

Cool Friends


Saturday, June 2, 2012

Cool Kids


Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Cannonball

Dang.  Wishin' I was there.





Sunday, April 29, 2012

Beautiful Ladies

These two photos were sent to me by reader Charlotte.  She clearly has a good eye for lovely ladies.



Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Toga Party

There's nothing worse than a "sorry I haven't posted in so long" post, but WELP....   The reason is I started a new job where I get to blog about whatever weird crap I find on the internet all day.  Which is amazing and really fun for me.   So please check out BuzzFeed.com where I'm posting all day long or follow me on Twitter because who actually still posts blogspots anymore?  Sighsies.


Thursday, April 5, 2012

Deviled Eggs

The great thing about this photo is I found it when I was searching Flickr for the phrase "deviled eggs".

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Me, IRL


Saturday, March 17, 2012

Most Depressing Bong Hit

This photo is captioned: "my first bong hit back after rehab".




Thursday, March 8, 2012

Brony Cookiepuss

A giant cookie cake decorated with Pinkie Pie from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic".  Goddang these brony fuckers.


Monday, March 5, 2012

Teens on Drugs on the Subway on Film on My Mind

Recently I was taking the subway home on a Friday night - about 8:30pm - and saw these awesome kids fucked up out of their minds on drugs waiting on the platform next to me.  They got on the L train from Union Sq heading into Brooklyn.

I started covertly videotaping them; I waggled my finger in front of the phone screen to give the illusion I was playing Tetris or something instead of videoing.  However, after a while, the guy started to give me a dirty look and started whispering to the girls.  All I heard him say was a hiss: "she looks like she shops at J. Crew."

There's two things that really get me about these kids:

1. It was February in New York, and they're not wearing jackets or even tights. She's wearing a tank top! Where are their jackets?! These crazy kids are going to catch their death out here!

2. It was only 8:30pm.  What kind of even were they on their way to at 8:30pm on a Friday that they had ALREADY taken drugs for?  Is there an early bird special at the drug dealer's or something?

I consider filming these kids my finest moment, and I'm so happy to share it with you:




Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Barefoot in the Frat House

The thing I find most horrifying about this is that they apparently have a no-shoes policy.  Look at the pile of shoes by the door.  The white socks.  The one guy holding the bong appears to actually be wearing slippers instead of moccassins.

I absolutely loathe having to take my shoes off inside because I'm afraid of stepping on something sharp.  When I was a kid I read a book about the San Fransisco earthquake of 1906, and it said that because the earthquake happened in the early morning while people were still in bed, everyone ran out into the street barefoot and ended up with massive injuries from all the broken glass cutting their feet.  This HORRIFIED me beyond belief.  Way more than the tragedy of people losing their homes or dying. 

One of the most terrifying cinematic moments for me is in Die Hard when Hans Gruber tells his henchman to "shoot the glass" so that John McClane has to walk across the broken glass barefoot.  At that point, I basically just want John to give up and let the terrorists win.  I've had it.